"Don't Use Fake Last Name"

Today in Jon's technical writing class, they all brought in a copy of their resume, hung them on the walls, and then walked around and edited each other's papers. When the activity was over and Jon got back his paper, this was written on it:

I've heard many puns about my new last name in the month and a half that I've been married. For example, today in one of my classes we were learning about the 6 types of conflict and the kids thought it was hilarious when we couldn't decide if a scenario we were studying about a student and a teacher was an example of character versus character or character verses (Mrs.) Self. It was awesome.

This comment on Jon's paper, however, might be even funnier. We don't know if the culprit was serious or just kidding. Either way, it made our night.