Letters

Dear Pister, Thanks for inviting my apartment to the barbecue last minute! The food was fantastic and so was the company. I couldn't ask for a better home teacher!

Dear Tennyson, I know I should have taken The Lady of Shalott more seriously, but all I could think of when I read it was a girl with carrot-colored hair "fishing for lake trout". It couldn't be helped.


Dear Three Day Weekend, "Awesome": the best two-syllable summary that I can think of to describe you.